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IF THE VERSES DO NOT PROTEST<\/strong><\/p>\n

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If the verses don’t protest about the nature of Italy’s excise<\/p>\n

taxes on taxes, against nature, we will end up like Britain’s Brexit<\/p>\n

with petrol skyrocketing we’ll have to dinghy our way out of the EU<\/p>\n

and, alas!, we shall be forced indeed, to invade Tripolitania again.<\/p>\n

If the verses do not protest about the nature of amnesties<\/p>\n

ante I build illegally and post I get a seven-storey villa,<\/p>\n

as if Snow White ate the apple and, when dead, met the seven dwarfs,<\/p>\n

we’ll rate a hundred days in sheep’s clothing better than one day as lions.<\/p>\n

If the verses do not protest about the nature of the referenda abrogandi<\/p>\n

with lower turnout than All Saints’ Day,<\/p>\n

– every referendum was repealed by the intervention of the two chambers of swindlers-<\/p>\n

we will have to plead for the Swiss import of a referendum abrogating 945 crooks.<\/p>\n

If the verses do not protest about the nature at the parking Italy of millions of non-EU citizens<\/p>\n

we will find ourselves, in ten years’ time, with an increase of 60,000,000 American citizens,<\/p>\n

and, in Milan, Florence, and Rome, with 200,000,000 Asian and African refugees,<\/p>\n

the American President will be a lawyer from Matera and the Pope a Bedouin from the Kalahari.<\/p>\n

If the verses do not protest about the nature of the waters of the seas of Taranto and Crotone<\/p>\n

torn by the carcinogenic fumes of hyper-capitalism,<\/p>\n

we will hold a big party, open to all, at the hospital,<\/p>\n

inviting 80% of the inhabitants of our poisoned Southern Italy.<\/p>\n

If the verses do not protest about the nature of Belen’s ass,<\/p>\n

media interest with skyrocketing audience and consequent auditel meltdown,<\/p>\n

the increase in desire will have a yen-like contraction,<\/p>\n

and we’ll be forced to yell \u2018we were assholes\u2019 at 10,000 decibels.<\/p>\n

If the verses don’t protest, I feel like a Titanic in a titanic struggle,<\/p>\n

bitten by a Bic pen without a tetanus shot,<\/p>\n

rusting at the tip, the tip of the iceberg,<\/p>\n

dry of ink like an Erg distributor.<\/p>\n

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Ivan Pozzoni<\/strong><\/p>\n

<ivan.pozzoni@gmail.com><\/p>\n

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